Completely unasked questions:

#1 What is this?

An entry for National Novel Writing Month hence the URL.

#2 This seems like more incoherent crap on the internet.

You have come this far on this site. You are a consumer of incoherent internet crap, yet are unsatisfied with it. This is what biologists call a “less than perfect mutualism.” You would do better learning how to produce your own incoherent internet crap than spending your time being a critic of it. I suggest ytmnd for a primer.

#3 Your entries are poorly written and offensive.

Thank you, how is your progress?